20 Year Old Decaying Mother Of 8

Some of Sarah's many skills

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:43:44 GMT

--One time we were at the toad, and even though she was so drunk she couldnt walk, Sarah did a perfect job of lining our lips with red liner. now thats SKILL!

--Sarah has a bed in her closet so her friends can pass out at her place <3

--One time we were walking down osborne and Sarah ran up to a minivan, slid open the door and jumped in.

--Sarah got really drunk one night and cut open her arm really really big just to see it bleed. HELLO INTENSITY

-- On new years, Sarah got really angry that there were balloons in the bar and so she went and popped them all. And everyone was too scared to stop her.

--One time this girl came onto her bf and when Sarah found her in hte bathroom she smashed her with the door. Then the girl ran away and Sarah followed her. Then Sarah came back half an hour later and the girl didnt and everyone is pretty sure she killed her. *this entry has been edited for incriminating evidence purposes*

--I know for a fact that Sarah intimidates everyone at u of m

--she can play a song on her bass after only hearing it once

-- she has a large collection of letters from signs, that you can have endless hours of fun spelling things with. she pretty much invented lifesive scrabble

--the problem with this list is there is way more amazing stuff she's done, but i can only remember the jist of it or half of it, like the time she showed up at the albert with a gothic my little pony (thats been on my dresser ever since) the time we traded boots, the time we went to that house party with the toilet in the room with mirrors every where and pillows??... the numerous times she has sustained herself until pay day with only cigarettes and pop, the time she had a bbq at her apt, the goth night where we jumped around....
and so i have learned to always bring a camera when i hang out with her, becuase otherwise we'd have zero clue i'm sure!

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Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:58:32 GMT

Yay, a band practice and we diiiiiiiid stuff. like cooooooool stuff. and we also listened to jesus entering from the rear, RANCID and some 80s stuff i know you'd jizz yourself
speaking of jizz
i think theres cat jizz in donny's bass case
woahhhhhhhh
sarah's mouse goes on my face ohhhhhhhh yea,. i forgot to mention. its the pic whre we look um... special. heh
Just in case youre wondering who sarah and donny are, heres pics of them from last night (arent they cute all matching up?)

what can i say? its a gangsta alert!

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:17:02 GMT

BWHAHAHHAHA 23h16 and I have over 3000 words and still with an intro and conclusion to go!!!!!

does someone want to tell me how to write an annoted bibliography? how much info does it really need?

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:45:46 GMT

So now its only takin me 12 days to get to word 2385 in my 3000 word paper which was due last monday. I think this wins me the procrastinating medal of 2006, even though the year isnt over. My goal is to have it finished by 1am.
Has anyone heard the new pussycat dolls song Beep? It's driving me nuts cause I cant stop laughing when i hear it. ha ha... hahaha. the best lyrics ever.

So my paper is late and i needed an excuse

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:56:14 GMT

I got drunk and stowed aboard an airplane. When I was discovered I refused to talk to the authorities. They decided that I looked French so they sent be on a plane there. When I arrived in France, I ran all the way to Monaco and put my last 5$ on roulette. Of course I lost so I instead pretended my finger was a gun and robbed a casino patron of enough money to pay for my return to Winnipeg. After I came back home I realized that I had left my paper on the Air France flight, stashed under a seat. I immediately called the French Embassy and they are having ' top men ' escort the finished paper all the way to you office door by Friday. I expect them to be heavily armed so do not be surprised if they are.

thanks for the understanding

merci

Robley "

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:15:53 GMT

Here I am again. This paper was due yesteray. I'm still on page one ( needs to be 12)
BUT while procrastinating i have found out some remarkable facts that I will be nice enough to share with you

Most people have pimples or blackheads because they inadequatley rinse off soap from around their hairline
Eddie Bauer wrinkle resistant anti stain pants are only effective before their second wash while Dockers last liek 5 - 6 washes
The cardigans are a rock band
Elizabeth Tayler has purple eyes (thats super fucked up)
Right now at Suzy Sheer if you buy a really ugly blazer you get a free pair of ugly pants or skirt
Lip stains have almost identicle chemical formula to kool aid so you might as well use that
Biore strips are just hairspray on cotton

feel free to add your own

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:21:51 GMT

I SWEAR this is the last paper i write last minute. I'm going to write it long hand first cause you people keep distracting me with your crazy night lives and computer viruses. If you are at all wondering, I am writing a paper on feminist lit theory, which i find very very stupid of me. Sadly, when put on the spot in class feminism was the only thing that came to mind.
I spent a large part of my day procrastinating trying to find out who the model for the Ralph Lauren Polo Black Fragarence for men is. Does anyone else agree it looks like Christian Bale???!!!! (who is TEN MILLION TIMES HOTTER sandhu)

vs

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:10:14 GMT

So after a bunch of false starts we finally had our first practice. It went pretty well, Donny played guitar and Sarah is a wicked bassist. I never intended to be the guitar player, just the singer, and i think there was a bit of a mix up there cuase i'm just learning how to play. couldnt drink cause i drove and that sucked, but at least i got to acutally hang with sarah and martin sober for once, and they're just as fun. yay!
In other news, i had a cat rub her vag all over my boots, and my dog is following me around. ew. and it also just dawned on me that I have a ton of shit due at school on monday and i have to get my ass in gear. i hate school :(

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:37:52 GMT

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate this feeling. i'm just waiting until everyone leaves and then i'm gonna puke. and i found a fucking hickey on my neck. what the fuck. i feel so grade 6. this is so stupid. and i'm so mad.
i wish i had something better to say but i really dont. plus, i have no clue what happend to pam.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:01:50 GMT

Grey's Anatomy is the shit. I did not expect that guy to get blown up!

Knocking on Heaven's Door

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:48:12 GMT

ABOUT YOU
1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favorite place to be:
11. favorite lyric:
12. best time of year:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:24:53 GMT

So i just checked out sarah rebelle's myspace page. and she looks fucking hot alllllllllll the time. someone explain it to me!
and then i want to know, should i keep growing out my hair or cut it cause i hate it right now

Preventing and Reducing TERROR. but its fun!

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:02:36 GMT

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, spread the love

Just another baby.

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:17:53 GMT

thanks to buddy, i may be able to go to school after all. it will all become appaernt at 12am this evening when i either get paid enough or not. and then i have to pay him back, but its interest free so thats not as bad as the big credit card scheme i had all planned out. *note: also dependant if my raise went through. dont let the world go off kilter tonight!

other important news...
carlie's birthday is this saturday at teh albert. so invite everyone and bring your kids!!!!!
sarah, if you had lent me the money whichi never would hve taken from you anyway, i would have just bought you to hang out for the night with me and i still would be out of luck for school (ps. i LOVE your new hair)
and michelle. you are the role model of my life right now. your journal entries (okay, other than the most recent one) are very inspiring. keeping me on track = yay!!!

ps. lisa and brittany are in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:36:17 GMT

does anyone want to lend me 100 bucks for two weeks?

bestest thing ever

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:28:53 GMT

Avrinder - says:
every time i *say* i'm going to India, i just sit in an oven and then come back to wpg.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 19:41:14 GMT

Did anyone read teh free press today? Fred Simm won first place for Best Nonfiction piece contest. thats awesome. i'm glad some stupid story didnt win
punk yea

CHRISTMAS!

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:17:39 GMT

is all about presents right?
so heres what i got

a corner of a guitar amp from my brother :D
a first fucking edition original cover gnr vinyl appetite for destruction from mom and dad
meeetuse (no idea haha) from carlie
and a UK subs boot video of teh show they played after wpg from my dog.

the bionic brain my dad got: priceless

i win

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 17:54:40 GMT

trying to figure out why i feel so shitty
only had 40- bucks at teh bar
then i remembered just now the fucking bottle of wine i drank to myself before i went out
now i understnad

Youre it?

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:08:52 GMT

Tagged by pam

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre,
whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be
songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your
livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to
see what they're listening to.

7. Transplants - Down in Oakland
6. Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below
5. The Cardigans- My Favorite Game
4. Candiria- Blood
3. Tiger Army- Black Rose
2. Fight Club - Tyler Durden
1. I Must Be Emo- no clue

Sarah, Kara, Donny, Mathias, Michelle, Twurk it (ruuubeneo), Dave

ps. who the hell knew pam liked gnr????

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:18:24 GMT

okay
who will live with pam

requirements
you cannot be
gross
feminine
dirty
unable to pay rent

Cool

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:32:24 GMT

Thanks to all the people who showed up at my gig tonight. It went a little better than that one at the label hahaha.

is anyone going ot the bert on friday?

I Always Win

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:16:21 GMT

photo courtesy of gena again.

but shes funny joking like that. i like this pic more

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Mon, 19 Dec 2005 05:29:12 GMT

its heartbreaking. right before christmas and everything :(

totally captured in pics, its crazzzzzzzzzzy.

but then

must have been the yuck purple hair

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 15:06:01 GMT

s o hungover
and you know when youre lying in bed and you know youre going to throw up so you make yourself go to the bathroom and you dont think youre gong to make it but then you get there and you dont have to puke all of a sudden so you go back to bed and feel shitty?
yea, i reallllllly think that sucks.